Youz lot took that shit too literally. Like ex-QuizTV babe Sara Damergi used to say: "think laterally, not literally." Allow Oak...

In the same way that Levi's are pretty much the blueprint for any good jeans (and a few less than decent ones too), JNCO are the pr...

What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world What are you bitch : a boy or a girl? I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is gone ...

Ahoy there, Captain. E-40 ft. The Click - Captain Save-A-Hoe You have a woman's body and bottom, m'captain. I'll wager that swee...

It's great to have Big Mike back , though whether Rick Ross is worthy of sharing a record with him is up for debate (also see : Cocaine ...

Jon Gaunt used to end his now defunct daily Talksport show with a sickeningly Springurian message of positivity where he'd implore his l...

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This week on my blogosphere it's been all about recession-rappin' and reminiscing on old school jams so let's coalesce the two...