Wednesday, 20 March 2013

It was all a dream, I used to watch Shortland Street on Central as a teen

Am I buggin' here or did the maniacal Kiwi South Park Mexican Jaz (being cruel : the Rap-Internet's rapey Antipodean answer to Wicked22; being kind : the Mr Hyde to Robbie Unkut's Dr Jekyll) used to be the webmaster of the original CocaineBlunts message board back in 2004 until he went apeshit because Noz posted some Lil' Wayne MP3s on the CocaineBlunts blog and was promptly removed from the site entirely?

Jaz has a storied history of message boarding disasters so I'm 98% certain this isn't just some fantasy I've concocted in my head, yet there's no trace of this particular meltdown to be found online in 2013. Such an important Rap-Internet incident being stricken from the web is as tragic as the BBC wiping 3 of the 5 series of Marriage Lines from their archives, and we've all got bruises on our hearts that've lasted well over a month due to the loss of such sacred texts.


sAYWORD said...


Jasper said...

A best of Jaz Tumblr needs to happen

Anonymous said...

I've never heard of any of these ppl and have no idea what's going on but I'm glad somebody is documenting obscure decade old message board politics because well it's just something that needs to be done. Keep fighting the good fight.

Russ said...

That Philaflava thread is the funniest thing i've read in a while.