Sunday, 14 March 2010

Clash of the titans

Slick Rick - Facebook Freestyle



I mean, it's cool that Slick Rick is dropping freestyles on there and shit, but Facebook is still the most ghastly creation to hit the internet since the picture of that porn star with the prolapsed colon. It scares me that some of the most psychotic, feral kids I went to school with are now frequenting an online social networking site, and the only thing more soul-destroying than reading banal updates by people you once respected, is being subjected to other people's abhorrent conversations about Facebook on public transport or in supermarket queues.

Not like the days of Myspace. Good ol' Myspace, which was the only site on the 'net a gentleman could find a naive girl up for relatively strings-free sex AND old hardcore bands who were willing to share their rare and/or unreleased recordings with you in under 10 clicks of a mouse. But was fornication with bipolar middle class girls into drum & bass and having Mike Neider hook up a copy of the M.A.D demo worth being bombarded by fat, tattoed Goff munters pestering you with their gruesome burlesque pictures? You decide.

Be warned : while these pictures aren't pornographic, they're not exactly worksafe either, and nausea may occur if you've eaten in the past couple of hours :











Andre Williams - Pass The Biscuits, Please

8 comments:

tray said...

Well I'm sort of a class snob and snob in general so I always preferred Facebook, especially when it was exclusive to people in degree-granting institutions of higher education. In fact in the very early days Facebook was exclusive to the Ivy League, my school (Duke), and a few others. Also in the early days there was really no way you could gin up your page with a bunch of junk, and people didn't write retarded about me's. Now it's whatever.

brad said...

interesting piece in the guardian media section today about how murdoch and newscorp are about to overhaul myspace.

step one said...

strangely enough I deleted my facebook account earlier today, mainly because it got to the point where I had about 99% of friends on there on 'hide' after getting fucked off seeing the inane and pointless updates imaginable. grrr.

you couldve hit us off with some decent myspace snatch though.

Boothe said...

the ruler!

MF said...

That would've defeated the point of the post, Step : that no poon or rare music is worth being visually assaulted by constant pix of hideous fat birds tryna be sexy.

Mr Bozack said...

Completely unrelated but this is class...jamar on some jilly goolden stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1yRosuzzcQ

MF said...

That's a great wine-tasting outfit.

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOO I KNOW HER!!! she pierced my cheek, then continuously tried to shag my boyfriend for the past few months, shes a mess!

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