Jumpin' out a caravan, eyes like a Chinaman

After Jackie Chain solidified his status as the entertainment industry's first non-martial arts performing positive AZN role model last year, my chiggas had to take another humiliating loss in 2011 with The Hangover Part II's glut of jokes about AZNs having tiny penises and Thai prostitutes being ladyboys. Old stereotypes die hard, but Cobra Kai never dies so Captain Save-A-Race is back with a clip for his Big K.R.I.T produced Parked Outside joint with Bun B that's been floating around for the last month :

Jackie Chain ft. Bun B & Big K.R.I.T- Parked Outside
(From I Ain't Slept In Weeks; 2011 or 2012)


Ever since 2008 Jackie has slid up with a 10/10 classic single precisely once a year, so his track record from Rollin' to Parked Outside is ample evidence he's pretty much the closest Rap has to a new Spoonie Gee circa 1979 - 1985 type personage right about now. On the real, I'm slightly disappointed Motion Family didn't secure an Ill Phil Collins cameo for the video like Bone did since that bassline sounds suspiciously In The Air Tonight-esque, but nevermind because Parked Outside is so good I literally can't listen to it in public anymore due to that dreamy Robert Bacon-ish guitar being a thing of great beauty which had me pulling dramatic poses like Slash in the November Rain video when queueing in Waitrose. Riff Raff might be bringing the rice out, but it's Jackie who still has the patty fields on lock.