Friday, 12 August 2011

I hate smart chicks but I love brains # 6

Brains and Baynes, in fact :


Hettie Baynes! and when I gaze on thee
I seem as in a trance sublime and strange
To first muse on you in 1989 watching Bergerac as an adolescent fantasy
Now renders and receives thy as a supreme MILF in Doctors on the BBC
After once mistaking thee for Tina Holmes in a Razzle Romp with baked beans sploshed all over your flange.



And to think a dame as pulchritudinous as Hettie spent the years between 1992 and 1999 making sure a foetus-faced old codger like Ken Russell kept his dick steady dripping with her saliva and pussy juices.

4 comments:

dun said...

Thick birds age so much better.

Anonymous said...

British porn is fucking weird.

Mr Bozack said...

Yeh, top drawer. Ken Russell was chucking one in that?! There's hope for us all...

2SHIN said...

THE BIGGEST CO-SIGN IN THE WORLD.

Slutty posho milf broads are da bess.