Monday, 6 June 2011
The Rich Boy ‘dat ass’ JPG
That Good Googly Moogly shit it was aiite, it was aiite, y'know what I'm sayin', that shit was aiite, it was cool, but Badunkadunk was more Sir Mix-a-Lot than that, Twista got that true heir apparent to Baby Got Back shit and ain't that recognizing, ain't that shit recognized :
Twista - Badunkadunk
(From Kamikaze; 2004)
File this alongside Me Damac by Mac Dre, Big Truck Boys by Mystikal, Wanna Be There by AZ, Respect My Mind by Z-Ro, In My City by A.B.N, Live Life Illegal by Husalah, Do It Big by Boosie & Webbie, My N*gga Then by Boosie, Suga Duga by Cam', Scared Of Monstas by Curren$y, Still Rather Give U My Bitch by Suga Free, N Luv Wit My Money by Paul & Cham', Mac Man by Beanie Sigel, 24 Feelin' Way O.G by Turf Talk, You Got Mail by Bo$$ Hog Barbarians, That's What's Up by Jeezy, Fuck Yo' Couch by Bailey, Da Art Of Disrespekinazation by Heltah Skeltah and Hickory Dickory Dock by 8Ball & MJG in the ‘top twenty noughties album cuts I really wish were proper singles’ cabinet.
Ayo 2$hin - you catch wind of this foulness right here? Some peckerwood in a waistcoat who fails to realise that Carol Vorderman's USP is a Joi Ryda sized butt on a middle-aged white breezy possessing them Rain Man mathematical skillz is tryin' to flip and bounce the IDCIYW,IW steez down to the inclusion of Sue Perkins on some bullshit but not soundin' right first of all and shit. I know all y'all AZNs are born with your own exclusive teams of Yakuza/Triad hitmen and Singaporean hackers on deck for such circumstances but I creep with you, chigga, that's on my pops, if he beefin' with you, dog, he beefin' with me off the top.