Holy cyber-metal revival 2009, Batman!
Killa Barratt recently suggested that shant wearing, Slipnot loving, cyber-raving metallers are a perfect target for Martorial Elegance posts, but, I 'unno, I disagree they'd probably be better served being used as target practise for balacava-ed up brickthrowing Irish teenagers.
I wouldn't even pass wind in the direction of the sort of zany cunt who wears purposefully mismatched stripey leggings let alone pass judgement on them on such a, ahem, highbrow website as this but here's a little newsflash for all you plebians thinking of sportin' jean-shorts this summer :
Unless you're Craw from Six Ft. Ditch AKA C-Raw the Denim Short Don then don't even think about it 'cause the rest of all y'all are some sorry late 90s ECW tag-team wrestler lookin' motherfuckers :
"Lemme tell ya somethin', Sandman.."
6 Feet Ditch - March Of The S.F.D