Tuesday, 16 December 2008

What's the 411, hon'?

Ayo, you got it goin' on, hon'.



Diamond D once rapped how he'd like to "Push in the bush and i don't mean George" but here at The Martorialist we'd rather push it in a bit of posh who can tell you whether your old grandad's war medal is a genuine St. George like Catherine Southon AKA the bird who pops up in pretty much every BBC show about antiques.



A quick google tells us that Catherine's particular field of expertise is 19th century instruments of both the scientific and musical variety, which is the weirdest coincidence because we've got a vintage blue veined flute we'd like her to check out. We're not sure if it's a genuine 19th century artefact but perhaps she could determine its origin by giving it a quick blow?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

That girl has got the most gorgeous face that has ever been seen on television.

The Great Gats, B said...

Indeed.

Anonymous said...

She has a great body. I think she has a good tush.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know her personal details such as age? Have searched the web but nothing found nor are there many photos of her. She's great

The Great Gats, B said...

Arf!

No idea, but there seem to be a few people who agree judging by the hits this post gets every time she's on TV.

Anonymous said...

Catherine is one of the most under rated women on TV. Every part of her lovely body is desirable

Anonymous said...

Just Googled Catherine and come across your site. Glad I'm not the only one who would like to have this goddess. She's the best sexy woman around at the moment. More please and XXXXXXXXX on her !!!!!

Anonymous said...

I would love to Google her!!!

Anonymous said...

I would love to Google her!!!

Anonymous said...

I would love to Google her!!!

Anonymous said...

Shes a fuckin buck toothed carrot nosed minger, still worth a quick meat injection tho

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